Black or White

A full black and a full white were down the block screaming, ready to fight. They were at this awkward position, say.. 20min ago? Right.. still screaming.. ok.. still not ready.

Berserk neighborhood indeed. Of all creatures.. humans? Oh yeah.. they started screaming like.. the cats? Everybody was irritated all right! But screaming like a cat?.. Not right. Why ain't nobody stopping this fight, it's a war on colors... we know... but black and white? Colors they aren't. Probably a war on some grey issues.. nevermind that.

She needed her things done without piss, in peace. Time was running out but hell the screamings were doing no help! A bucket of water, a pole, and off she went!

Hallelujah! Praise the reeeeoooooowww!!!